A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to her husband, " Shut up ... you're next! "
Three blondes are stuck on a deserted island, when one of them finds a lamp on the beach. She picks it up and gives it a little rub and a genie pops out. The genie looks at the three blondes and says," I usually give three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant each of you one wish " Well, the first one is tired of being on the island, so she wishes to go back home. POOF!! She disappears. The second one said she, too, is tired of the island, and wishes to go home. POOF!! She also disappears. The genie then turns to the last blonde and asks her what her wish is. " Gee, " she says, " I'm awfully lonely here by myself. I wish my friends were still here. "
A depressed blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park. A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies," I'm hanging myself. " " You're supppose to to put the noose around your neck, not your waist, " said the onlooker. " I tried that, " replied the blonde, " but I couldn't breathe ... "
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